Saturday, July 08, 2006
Thank You, Sir. May I Have Another?
After a series of dark rituals involving jumper cables, a Patagonian Cavie and a bevy of IF virgins, we are pleased to announce the induction of our newest IF ensemble member.
With authority, she made her first appearance on the IF stage as a take charge, internationally famous, lesbian hostage negotiator (that is she specializes in freeing lesbian hostages and no she doesn't live in Beirut). She even matched wits with the funky rabbi known as Prince.
Her next turn showed a softer side as she tried to calm and cajole her intensely overwrought police man husband. She weathered the verbal abuse and even dodged the telephone shards with aplomb.
Of course the only thing left to fill her top ten list of parts that you'll never see Julia Roberts in was to play a sequence of bar skanks and witless dates. Yah, her mom was proud there.
Well, as anyone knows, the roles tell you little about the person, but what spoke volumes was her commitment and reliability when she stepped in. It didn't hurt that she had talent too!
In any case, we are thrilled (and a little exhausted after trying to track down the 24 prize pullets for the blood sacrifice) to welcome Emily Stevens to the Icarus Falling ensemble.
Welcome, Emily. We are made better everytime we work with you.
With authority, she made her first appearance on the IF stage as a take charge, internationally famous, lesbian hostage negotiator (that is she specializes in freeing lesbian hostages and no she doesn't live in Beirut). She even matched wits with the funky rabbi known as Prince.
Her next turn showed a softer side as she tried to calm and cajole her intensely overwrought police man husband. She weathered the verbal abuse and even dodged the telephone shards with aplomb.
Of course the only thing left to fill her top ten list of parts that you'll never see Julia Roberts in was to play a sequence of bar skanks and witless dates. Yah, her mom was proud there.
Well, as anyone knows, the roles tell you little about the person, but what spoke volumes was her commitment and reliability when she stepped in. It didn't hurt that she had talent too!
In any case, we are thrilled (and a little exhausted after trying to track down the 24 prize pullets for the blood sacrifice) to welcome Emily Stevens to the Icarus Falling ensemble.
Welcome, Emily. We are made better everytime we work with you.
